Total Medals Earned: 14,381 (From 1,928 different games.) Total Medal Score: 295,155 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (100/100 points)
You did not get the anvil at the end of the game
You got the anvil at the end of the game
Win on easy difficulty
Win on normal difficulty
Win on hard difficulty
Medals Earned: 8/8 (205/205 points)
Finish the game
Don't kill anybody before finish the game
Hug 10 lumberjacks until death!
Kill 30 people in one life
Buy all the upgrades from the shop
Hug 10 hobos before finish the game, and don't kill anyone of them
Finish the game with more than 9000 points without killing anyone
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 14/14 (400/400 points)
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (35/40 points)
Chainsaw the children
Ever wanted to know what's inside of a Castle Crasher helmet?
You found the Medal Medal!
Congrats you found the Preloader Medal
You found the secret Mr.Mabs on the Menu
Find all the Bruhbarians
Thank you for the frontpage! Find this medal and feel the glory.
Medals Earned: 12/12 (295/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (30/30 points)
You died
You won
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)
you just won this easily
You found the hidden button.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (135/135 points)
You clicked the button 100 times
You clicked the button 50 times
You've reached 1,000 clicks
Medals Earned: 5/5 (80/80 points)
Why the hell would a robot need breasts?
How witty!
Looks like you got the axe! Ha!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (40/40 points)
At least there's food this time.
Exactly what the title says.
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At least the pillow cushioned the fall?
ULTIMATE! SPY!
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