It's good going into the new year knowing that there's more to come. Rip and tear, Nancy.

Fantastic work from everybody! Expected nothing less. Just loved the sync with the music. I already saw this in tankmas and mostly just dropped by to give it a full ten. Sad that the contributor count dropped since its 2021-2023 high, but it continues to deliver as always (barring 2018 maybe probably). Truly the sketchiest of sketches.

Kinda funny how this isn't even the first watching paint dry game on newgrounds.

Didn't know I needed a possum-themed asteroids rougelike in my life, but I sure do now.

Art is very impressive for a one week game and the music complements it perfectly. Gameplay obviously gets a little repetitive and the further you go, the more you just rely on spamming the special to clear the destructible meteors and then just dodge for the rest. Still gets to be more fun than the original and the extra section certainly give you an incentive to keep playing.

One bug I ran into. During my second playthough, it looks like the shop interface is broken and I can only buy special ammo or fuel despite all six icons appearing. It only goes to the third option which always acts like the new level button.

Edit: I see it's been update now. Boss is a nice addition but now the timer is permanently stuck after level 11 which persists into new games

Well dang, this goes unexpectedly hard.
Tons of fun and easy to get into. It's got memorable style, incredibly smooth animation, awesome soundtrack, and just a perfect blend of shitpost humor. And you can't forget the fact that it's a game about kicking people in the gonads. God I love newgrounds.

Ran into a couple minor bugs. I randomly got a copy of the first boss drop after dying for the first time. And I somehow got Baa stuck upsidedown after performing a special attack. This was even before I toggled the option, but it did return the character to normal after disabling it.

Really can't think of any improvements, though I'd love to see more taunts and items. But as is, it's definitely very full fledged for being a short game.

ngl, a café management mmorpg does sound like a real neat idea. The server notice certainly adds to the authentic feel. Cute stuff!
I guess the only mmos I played are kingdom of loathing, space station 13 and a little bit of eve online?

It will be a while before they can get it going again. Back to bread and water soup :(

And who could forget dear rat boy?