Total Medals Earned: 14,377 (From 1,927 different games.) Total Medal Score: 295,065 Points
Medals Earned: 10/10 (215/215 points)
Get 5,000 music sense
Make 5,000 dollars
Acquire 300 nostalgia points
Reach 6,000 hipness
Reach 150 intelligence
Obtain 300 irony
Become the best hipster you can be!
You finally made it into space!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (140/140 points)
Set off Martin's siren 3 times in one game.
Go to the page for the song used in this game.
Get a game over on the first puzzle on Easy.
Run out of time.
Get a score of 500 or higher on any difficulty.
Get a score of 1000 or higher on any difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Submit a final score of more than zero (kill somebody)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (180/180 points)
Correctly match 5 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match 20 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match 40 NG faces from 2012.
Correctly match ALL NG faces from 2012.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (155/155 points)
Correctly guess 5 faces.
Correctly guess 30 faces.
Correctly guess 60 faces.
Correctly guess ALL the faces!
Finish the quiz when the year isn't 2022.
Correctly guess Stepford.
Medals Earned: 7/8 (190/200 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (65/65 points)
Approve an article
Complete story mode
Get at least 15 in time trial mode
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Post a highscore to the scoreboard!
Medals Earned: 8/8 (55/55 points)
You are embarking on a journey to the new world!
You looked at the credits! Thank you!
Damn son, life is tough sometimes!
Settle down in the wasteland, it's now your home.
Find yourself a new job, and settle into the wasteland, home
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Complete the game with RoboJesus.
Complete the game with Damian.
Complete the game with The Beast.