Total Medals Earned: 14,626 (From 1,966 different games.) Total Medal Score: 301,765 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 18/18 (500/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 15/15 (500/500 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (35/35 points)
Medals Earned: 6/6 (225/225 points)
Medals Earned: 6/6 (230/230 points)
Killed an Innocent Bystander
Unlock Zombie Mode
Vanquish the Zombie scurge
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Checked credits page
Buy 3 upgrades
Play Without Music
Click 10,000 Times
Clicked 1,000 Times
Catch 50 fishes
Earn 10,000 Stars
Hit the beanstalk 50 times
Mine 50 ores
Buy all stronger muscle upgrades
Buy all outfit upgrades
Buy 10 outfit upgrades
Play game for 1 hour
Hire all workers
Clicked 50,000 Times
Earn 1,000,000 Stars
Cut down the giant beanstalk
Buy All Upgrades
You survived being shot down in the woods, grats!
You played the game!
Fuck your girlfriend 50 times!
Fuck your girlfriend 100 times!
Fuck your girlfriend 250 times!
Fuck your girlfriend 500 times!
Fuck your girlfriend 1,000 times! Crazy.
Fuck your girlfriend 2,500 times! Insane work.
Fuck your girlfriend 5,000 times! Does your dick hurt?
Get your first combo!
Get 5 Combos!
Get your first Frenzy!
Get 5 Frenzies!
Loser! You lost your flow!
YOU DIDNT LIKE THE MUSIC?!
YOU GOT ON THE SCOREBOARD!!!
View all the screwy, bolty and nutty art work!
Watch the end credits.
Buy the map!
Solve the Kings Puzzle
Fix the pipes!
Escape!
Solve a puzzle
Find the sneaky key!
Start a fire!
Make a friend!
Flip all levers
Purchase all items from the shop!
Set all stones!
Get back to work.
