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Dope. The gameplay's simplicity tricks you into making perfectly avoidable mistakes. And instead of giving you a chance to try again right away, it throws you back and forces you to rack your brain for a solution to a problem you had just solved so easily before. That mechanic really makes this game I think. Great little brainteaser.

All hail Crokel!

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>be me

>browse newgrounds and find neat looking game

>horse walks in

Deaen responds:

calculator walks in

This slaps

Wegra responds:

Quite literally

Solid game. Nice overhaul of the first Dark Sword. First time I played it none of the medals worked for some reason. Now most of them did, but Cathralon and Hirunga aren't unlocking for me. Other than that, no real complaints. I'll look forward to the steam release.

MrDoth responds:

Thanks for your review my man! And the thing of the medals is really sad, Newgrounds API have been a nightmare because the updates of the game engine are having more problems of compatibility with newgrounds every time :(

This was a horrible experience and an affront to humanity itself. Like Hong Kong 97 on laxatives.
5 stars.

wackymuffin responds:

Dunno if humanity can recover from this masterpiece

10/10 would lick again. Also wonderfully cursed miku.

Damn, doing a flawless run is way harder than I remember. Still love this funky little game though. I saw the Randy Learns History WIPs and can't wait for the sequel!

The main character sounds like a whiny teenage version of the tf2 scout. I love it.

I already enjoyed the game when it first came out, but replaying it now, the "Your ending" monologue definitley hits different after actually having it happen, splitting up while knowing the other person is trying to keep things amicable. For its short length, it really made the most of it. A great homage to DDLC.

Probably figuring things out

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